- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
11/11/2011
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Marvin & Chardonnay
- Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW YOU PIG!
- Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
- Mom: I SAID NOW!
- Me: Talk to the talk to the haaaaaaaaand!
- Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
- Me: Bitch you talkin to a grown ass man!
- Mom: OH SON OF A BI...*Grabs Belt*
- Me: *Takes headphones off* Mom did you say something?
10/10/2011
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10/10/2011
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Anonymous asked: so wait you post loads of pics of naked men, then talk about smashing famous male people. then you say your eat a PUSSY. make your mind up?
I’ve made up my mind. That’s what I’m stickin with! (:
smdandspit asked: you unfollowed me bro?...
I dont know I dont too much use this
DAMN ROB…
why he walking like that tho lol
The Incident at the End of Bad Girls Club with Judi and Stasi tonite made me Very Sad!!! =’(
